PETA Does Porn

The trappers I know are all about tradition, family and the love of the outdoors.  We don't have to resort to sleazy tactics or shameless marketing just to advance an agenda or get people to agree with us.  In contrast, I have begun to notice that our opponents are a particularly cheeky crowd.  They have resorted to sex to sell the animal rights agenda.

PETA's website promotes an animal rights video made by porn star Jenna Jameson.  The video intermixes scenes of a slaughterhouse with narration by the pouty porn star.  It's a weird combination.  The video is directed against McDonald's and is called McCruelty.  Get it?  McDonald's and McCruelty?  If that's not clever enough, they got as their spokesperson a true expert with impeccable credentials gained by having sex on camera.  Maybe she should run for the Senate.

PETA also has a naked Christian Serratos in an anti-fur advertisement that is captioned "I'd rather go naked than wear fur."  Of course the ad features a full view of the actress's behind.  I wonder if a partnership between PETA and Viagra is in the works?  

PETA's website headline is currently "2010's Sexiest Celebrity Vegetarians."  This kind of tabloid mentality says all you need to know about PETA and their agenda.  Use a pretty face instead of a good argument and you'll always get a few weak-minded followers (in a country that elects a community organizer as president). 

So, who is the sexiest celebrity vegetarian?  It's Olivia Wilde.  Yeah, she's pretty.  I've never seen a trapper that looked anywhere near as good.  OK, PETA, I guess you win.  The great debate over the relationship of people and animals in the world is over.  You have the sexiest celebrity on your side!

If only she was a trapper....

       

 Olivia Wilde 

(Image from Wikipedia)